One thing's for certain, you will never hear these songs in the same way again! Do you have any other misheard lyrics to add to the list? Let us know in the comments! | Peter Kay

Nobody is safe when Peter Kay grabs the camera... Taken from Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour' | Peter Kay

Peter hilariously discusses his love for family birthday teas. Who else remembers sellotaping pound coins to a birthday card? Taken from Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour' | Peter Kay

Peter Kay Announces Return to Stand-up with First Live Tour in Twelve Years One of Britain’s best loved comedians, Peter Kay, is finally returning to stand-up comedy after twelve years. “It’s good to get back to what I love doing best, stand-up comedy and if there’s ever a time people need a laugh it’s now” “And with the cost of living at an all-time high, ticket prices are starting from £35. The same price they were on my previous tour in 2010” Peter’s 2010 tour still officially ranks with the

There's a reason you don't keep in contact with some of your mates from school... From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour. | Peter Kay

It's the international sign for asking for the bill... From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour. | Peter Kay

Who else does their shopping online and ends up doing the big shop anyway? Taken from Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour' | Peter Kay