Friday Let's see, it's step, step, hop, turn, hop. Or is that hop, step, hop, turn? It's so tough to remember polka steps without a head full of beer. Never worry, though — there'll be plenty of ...

If everyone knew how to polka, crime would be lower, people would always be friendly and Brett Favre would not be a Minnesota Viking. OK, it may not be the answer to all problems, but those who polka ...